He’s a Con, he’s a con, he’s a con hack,
A con who would be a clown that was cloned from a con cave man in the snow,
Or is dat convex?
Spelling wrong oh no –
Bars are a-coming oh my, oh my, oh my
Tar and feather Rumpee-boi
For 10,000 years in the electrical chair,
Oh my, Oh my, Oh Mai Lie
Dye Orange Jumpy Suit not just Hair.